I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Randomize
