on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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