i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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