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Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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