She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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