a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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