she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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