A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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