I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
dude. I can hear the air.
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