Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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