look no pants
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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