Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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