dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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