he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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