New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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