Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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