I heard we made out
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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