i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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