My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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