even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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