he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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