Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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