That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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