I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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