girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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