he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Come see our sink grown plant.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Are my feet made of real feet?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
The air taste purple.
Randomize
