I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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