Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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