She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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