i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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