do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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