I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
sex in a hospital.. check
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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