Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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