I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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