what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
i think we sleep fucked last night...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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