I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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