The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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