He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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