yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I did not marry a roomba.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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