Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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