Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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