Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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