talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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