I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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