Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
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You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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