Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Oh god it's open bar.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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