Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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