Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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