your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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