No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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