you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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