dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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