those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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