Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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