About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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